Hinglish Chinglish bhai-bhai

You have heard of Hinglish, here is Chinglish for you:

• A store selling tobacco products advertises: “An Excellent Winding Smoke.”
• A sign on the floor at Beijing's Capital Airport reads: “Careful Landslip Attention Security.”
• A mysterious message on the billboard displays: “Shangri-La is in you mind, but your Buffalo is not.”

Source:
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-beijing-chinglish&prov=ap&type=lgns

Little baffled, well that's Chinglish - a blend of the Chinese and English words, and it's just like you saying:

• Hey, time kya hua hai?
• Kiss my hote!
• Darling, slowly chal naa.

N'soy!